ASCON - Women's T-Shirt
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Limited Time Special: This limited time special will close on November 25th and will start to ship out on November 29th
Any other items on order will not ship until the latest Limited Time Design ship date on order
Based on the U.S. military's DEFCON levels, the ASCON Scale was created to give a consistent measurement of the levels of assholery across scenarios. Like the DEFCON levels, 1 is the worst, and 4 is the least severe level.
It was created by TikTok and YouTube storyteller Dusty Thunder in 2022, and the ASCON Scale has since become a useful tool to many people as they seek to identify levels of assholery in their daily encounters.
The Asconaut is the traveler of the ASCON universe, and he’s seen some shit, but that doesn’t stop him from reporting for duty, every damn day, and exposing assholes (and sometimes his own ass) everywhere.
Enjoy Dusty’s content here:
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Limited Time Designs will ship on their close dates. Please refer to production description on your estimated shipping date.
24 Hour Ships Items will ship out next day if all items in your cart are 24 Hour Ship. We do not split ship at this time. We are starting to preprint our best sellers, so keep a look out for new arrivals on our 24 Hour Ship items!
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